Ah, Claire will be delighted to see that the Random Review continues to spread like ... well ... a very slow moving thing.

So who really uses business cards?

Professor Philip England and Patrick Bateman.

Yay! Welcome to Random! Another person who uses business cards is this boy who lives in my street, to promote his thriving car-washing, dog-walking and 'phone-recycling enterprise. He's about seven. The cards have clipart of Spongebob Squarepants. The lad will go far, I can tell already.