- Tokens, Lampshades, and the Trouble With Deconstruction Dan Hemmens finds Glee “Problematic”
- Retribution Fails Dan Hemmens did not like Retribution Falls
- A Series of Interesting Choices Dan Hemmens reviews some extremely simple games
- Separate But Equal Gender-segregated exams, fr srs?
- Nothin’ But Hos an’ Tricks Dan Hemmens talks about “Rockstar Hypocrisy”
- Right for the Wrong Reasons Dan Hemmens overanalyses some guy's PhD thesis
- GCSE Biology, Why Have You Forsaken Me? Dan Hemmens learns that SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED ARTIFICIAL LIFE!
- A Song of Fans and Writers Dan Hemmens ponders the whole “George R. R. Martin is taking his sweet fucking time” issue.
- Breeding Lilacs out of the Dead Land Dan Hemmens Rambles About an Internet Multimedia Thingy
- Desperately Seeking Susan Why Elaine Paige is Totally Right about Susan Boyle
- Lost in Ostagar Dan Hemmens writes about Dragon Age, about three months after it was fashionable
- As If By Magic Dan Hemmens actually liked the movie of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
- Nano Redux: So Near and Yet So Far Dan Hemmens swears at a Booker Prize winner.
- Humbled and Amazed Dan Hemmens adds to Ferretbrain's growing bank of articles about Kristin Cashore, and takes yet more swipes at Green.
- It's Not Easy Being Green Dan Hemmens gets his Minority Warrior freak on, big time
- Ferretbrain Goes to Edinburgh: 2009 Edition Dan Hemmens and Kyra Smith, once again, reviews a bunch of shows that have since stopped showing