FerretBrain's Contributors

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Alasdair Czyrnyj
Alasdair Czyrnyj is convinced that something horrible is going to happen in the near future, but isn’t entirely sure what. As a result, he spends most of his time in pensive discontent, which is far less enjoyable than it sounds. He often reads books, sometimes finishes them, and occasionally writes about them. Nowadays he does most of his blogging at The Futurist Dolmen. full profile  
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Amy O.
Amy laboured to find a punchy and alliterative blurb to describe herself and failed. She generally means well, but is very easily distracted and OH LOOK, A KITTY! full profile  
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Andy G
Andy is a self-righteous Guardian-reading philosopher. He uses excessive redundant and superfluous adjectives (and too many brackets). full profile  
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Bryn
Queer physics student who infiltrated FerretBrain from the Other Place. full profile  
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Cassie
Cassie, an inspiring writer and arts graduate, enjoys grapefruit juggling, string collecting and crocodile wrestling. She is also naive enough to entrust her bio to someone else.

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Damien F
Upon leaving school, Damien embarked on a career fighting the world's illness and diseases. Unfortunately he wasn't very good at this, and the afflicted unanimously decided they would "rather take their chances". The whole experience left him with a surly nature and a tendency towards cruel, biting observations. And thus the calling to internet journalism was realised. full profile  
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Douglas
Douglas is really a level 70 orc. His interests in include mining thorium and making small, pointless trinkets for Kyra's imaginary cow. It has been suggested he plays too many computer games. full profile  
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Drew C
Drew is trying to disguise the fact that his tastes in entertainment haven't changed since he was eight years old by using over complex fancy-pants versions to have a farm, drive a train or go on a magically adventure. He also once spent £100 on a chrome plated replica of Desert Eagle. full profile  
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Gina Dhawa
Gina Dhawa is Britain's answer to Jon Stewart, if Britain's answer to Jon Stewart was a nerdy English chick with a penchant for B-Movies and Latin poetry. full profile  
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Ichneumon
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Isabel
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Jen Spencer
Jen is the Grand High Moose of the Oxfordian Masonic Quadroped chapter. She is a fan of transgender surgery documentaries and supports the ethical aims of doughnut eaters. She is perhaps best known for inventing clouds, but retired from public life in 1962 to run a human cheese factory in her volcano island fortress just outside Skegness. She lives in hope of the world attaining karmic equilibrium by July, and is currently learning the banjo. One of these statements is false. full profile