FerretBrain's Contributors

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Wardog
Eats shoots and leaves. full profile  
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Arthur B
Arthur started a blog (new defunct) initially to make fun of Dan getting a blog. And then started posting in it. Now he's trying to put his writing somewhere where people will actually see it. full profile  
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Dan H
Google doesn't know enough about Dan H yet. full profile  
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Julian Lynch
Once a library worker by trade, but now moving into a career with more wigs, Julian is currently writing about himself in the third-person. He likes many things that he should like, and many more things that he shouldn't. full profile  
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Rami
Rami has lived on three continents, can get by in three languages, and got a great deal on a three-for-one university degree. In his free time, he can generally be found fiddling with open-source software and websites, in which he is joined by his stuffed toy penguin Aristophanes. full profile  
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Claire E Fitzgerald
Claire E. Fitzgerald is the world's leading Internet Psychologist. Last year she won the prestigious Adler-Freud Award for Making Stuff Up. Look out for her forthcoming self-help book, Climbing The Me Me Me Tree: How To Boost YOUR Self Esteem By Being A Dick To Everybody Else. She is also the author of 101 Ways To Beat Procrastination, due to be published in October 2004. full profile  
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Sonia Mitchell
Sonia claims that she'd like to be a Clint Eastwood character when she grows up. Not the one with the pet orang-utan though. full profile  
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Viorica
Viorica is a high school senior who spends far too much time on the Internet. When she isn't online, she spends her time acting, writing, and fangirling various dead people. full profile  
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Shimmin
Shim consists mostly of hair, and has a secondary stomach to help digest dense texts. Despite allegations, he does not speak 'every language' and is not a hardened criminal. His tastes are eclectic, which is an excellent word. full profile  
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Jamie Johnston
Jamie is more an antique Roman than a Dane. He is straight and slender, and more than common tall. He is ill at reckoning, but he knows a hawk from a handsaw and is advised what he says, neither disturbed with the effect of wine nor heady-rash, provoked with raging ire. He is an unfee'd lawyer, but not covetous for gold. He is a foe to tyrants. He is not gamesome, and does lack some part of that quick spirit that is in Antony. He loves not wisely but too well. He is a better scholar than he thought he was, so he'll call for pen and ink and write his mind. full profile  
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Guy
Guy spent millenia travelling the heavens on his magic surfboard, searching for a planet with magnificent fjords. And here it is! Legends also tell of him rising again to serve England in its hour of greatest need, which seems strange as he's not dead, or English.
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Melissa G.
Melissa is excited to be on the contributer list of Ferret Brain. She has been sitting on the side lines softly cheering and discussing the issues in her own head (with her many personalities), and she's glad she finally found the courage to jump in and test the waters. Melissa is an aspiring writer, and when her books one day get published, she greatly looks forward to the ferrets tearing it to shreds come review time. full profile