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What - Alayne, Elaine, Alanna, Alaina, Al'Ana and Olanaa all die? Quickly? As in, less than 1,000 pages? That doesn't sound too bad actually.
A sudden plague of giant wasps happens to them. It's all over very quickly.
Then the planet gets struck by a meteor swarm.
Also, check out the episodic sequel project. The 3D graphics are ugly but seem necessary for producing episodic games on a regular schedule, and I hear very good things about what they did with Sam and Max.
Best quote: "I'm not a terrorism supporter, I'm a vengeance of God supporter."
I still hold out hope for ASoIaF, though I must say I have adopted a policy of not starting any uncompleted fantasy series.
Wikipedia sez Jordan's widow nominated Brandon Sanderson to finish WoT.
Yet more proof that "darker and edgier" is officially no longer cool: it's become part of marketing speak.
The story would follow a new vampire slayer who must step up to protect the new generation.
WHAT NEW GENERATION THE OLD GENERATION IS STILL IN THEIR MID-TO-LATE-20S