Welcome to the Playpen, our space for ferrety banter and whimsical snippets of things that aren't quite long enough for articles (although they might be) but that caught your eye anyway.
Q: What was Michael Jackson's last big hit?
A: The floor!
My sister is writing her own review, and she wanted to know if you have any sources for that factoid you could point her to.
No, no, you're supposed to get into the taxi and then get out on the other side. Have the 60s taught you nothing, young man?
(Actually, coming up with this stuff is pretty terrifying)
I bet that's exactly what the probe said.
Dude! That kind of talk is unacceptable! You shouldn't be objectifying moons, you should clearly be asking their opinions on things!
Oh yeah. Check out the fear in the Moon's eyes. That's one celestial body that's going to get what's coming to it.