Welcome to the Playpen, our space for ferrety banter and whimsical snippets of things that aren't quite long enough for articles (although they might be) but that caught your eye anyway.
Anyway, it appears the Internet has not fully corrupted the site yet. Once we get the Team Fortress 2-referencing comics and the Jim-Woodring-esque grotesqueries, then the event horizon will have been crossed and all will be well.
Gotta say, though, a lot of this advice doesn't seem that helpful, at least not against the sort of bullies who actually have no qualms with beating the crap out of and/or poisoning you.
Arthur, seeing as how you're the resident expert on Ramsey Campbell, what did you think of The Darkest Part of the Woods?
I like it, the family homecoming theme fits nicely with Campbell coming back to the Cthulhu Mythos. He's clearly having fun back on the old stomping ground.
=Also, this book, Antichrist, and the Slenderman Mythos all appear to be slowly convincing me to stay the fuck away from trees for the rest of my life. Is that normal?
Nah, it sounds like hyperbole to me.
Related: hyper bole.
Also, this book, Antichrist, and the Slenderman Mythos all appear to be slowly convincing me to stay the fuck away from trees for the rest of my life. Is that normal?
I'll start off with a brief mention of the works of Nikolai ("Kol") Belov, who provides a sober warning as to what can happen if you let a Russian get ahold of Flash animation.
This also applies to Ukrainians.
Oh god I'm going to be mocking that all day.
I say let the editors read their own damn slush pile.
However, I was reading random links the other day, and found this discussion a very interesting discussion of what exactly Tolkien was doing ideologically. Certainly doesn't answer the whole "kings are good" assertion (and while Aragorn certain is a bit idealized, I don't think that you can look at Thorin from The Hobbit and say he's "rah monarchy" without any nuance or depth).
As for The Last Ringbearer, it sounds an awful lot like Gaiman's "The Problem of Susan," which has always bothered me because of the deliberate cruelty involved. But I've not taken the time to read it (TLR, not Gaiman), so I can't say for sure. I'd say Terry Pratchett's Unseen Academicals (and Snuff, but I've not gotten that yet, so can't say for sure) is a better look at the same concepts (for all the flaws you find in late Discworld).
@Arthur: I agree with your points, although to be honest Moorcock mostly came across to me as mocking writing styles he doesn't like and being smug about his cosy rural home :)
@valse: Well sure. I just don't feel there's much to be gained from criticizing it for not delving into the progressive possibilities of industrialisation. I don't think it's got anything to do with Tolkien objecting to social mobility or his love of kings. The industrialisation is hellish and destructive and is a visible symbol of Sauron's taint. Veering off into the lifestyle benefits offered to Middle-Earth by easy access to mass-produced fabrics and tableware really wouldn't have improved the book, just weakened the effectiveness of that symbol.
It's true that Tolkien is very keen on absolute monarchies, and obviously those are not okay. Partly I think that's a reflection of the works he's basing LOTR on, which love them. But I think there's a difference between the common fantasy trope of arbitrary monarchies which are allegedly Right and One True etceteras for no particular reason, and a setting in which they are canonically 100% just, noble, fair, good, kind and appointed by the gods, such that it is objectively better for everyone if they are in charge. Obviously we in the real world don't have that luxury.
On the other hand, in an underground world where everyone seems to feast on fine meats and bread, I might want some explanations. Ditto fantasy worlds where everyone is a laughing elf who spends their time dancing around trees, or a dwarf who just mines all day.
Yes. And another pet peeve's of mine is modern scientific concepts like germ theory or such like in a setting that has no organized scientific community or research going on. Except when the writer's purpose is to mock the backwardness of a certain setting Spec. fiction is harder than it seems and I think these sorts of things just slip in there.
Broadly speaking though, I just don't think Tolkien was interested in questioning these values or showing the benefits of multiculturalism. That's not what (as far as I understand) he was doing.
Sure you know that and I know that, but the thrust of Moorcock's arguments was that Tolkien not only refuses to question those values but reinforces them, and that furthermore in the real world those values do genuine harm and scream out to be questioned. That isn't to say any of us who like LotR are bad people for enjoying it, but it does mean that fantasy needs dissenting voices like Moorcock's to pipe up when the general trend across the genre is to reinforce the values Tolkien supported.
The thing, though, is that knowing that means knowing Tolkien took all this deathly seriously (apart from The Hobbit, perhaps) and then I just start smirking a little bit because, come the fuck on.
Well, can't really argue with that. But, the man engraved Luthien for his wife and had them engrave Beren for him on their grave. So very silly, but he went all the way with the earnestnessness. So, I have to give points to him for that level of emotion for his own work. It somehow makes him endearing to me.
BTW, wasn't it Tolkien's idea, that anybody could've expanded on Middle-Earth because it was meant as a mythology and meant to be added to as a mythology, like mythologies are? So that's pretty much carte blanche for fan fiction writers from the author himself. Everything is canon! Perhaps on middle-earth, Harad went through the industrial revolution first? Perhaps the labor movement was started in the bowels of lonely mountain? Perhaps a painless amputation implementation was first put to use as a means of capital punishment to end Elessar's despotic reign by the angry mobs of Minas Tirith up there on that ledge thingie which was in the movie at least.
On Moorcock's criticism, I think it shows very clearly their different personalities, motivations as writers and backgrounds as well. Tolkien was an academic who lived in Oxford and clearly was not very interested in politics and if he was he does not feel like a very progressive or a leftist thinking man in his sentimental conservativeness. And I think the point of his objections against finding allegories to real life in LOTR is that he never intended it to have a clear political message. For a writer like Moorcock this itself is a bourgeois failing, since a writer who does not take politics into the writing contributes either nothing to the discussion or strengthens the grip of the ancien regime. Since politics isn't something you can ever ignore in texts or anywhere.
@Arthur: as I said, it's been a long time and I'm not a Tolkienist. So I'm not in a position to respond to that. Broadly speaking though, I just don't think Tolkien was interested in questioning these values or showing the benefits of multiculturalism. That's not what (as far as I understand) he was doing. It's not supposed to be a plausible fantastical world, it's not an exploration of Hobbitness and its relation to the world, it's a deliberately-written epic English mythology slash linguistic toybox. Though whether it's any good or interesting or valuable or has artistic merit is a separate issue.
Funny thing is, I actually like Tolkien's source material--translated Old English texts, the Eddas, The Siege of Jerusalem, throw 'em at me. Side effect is that much of Tolkien now reads like watered-down copypasta sanitized by Catholic prudery (yes, even the supposedly more grimdark stuff like Turin Turambar).
@Arthur: a huge interdependent set of communities (over which Aragorn now presides)
It tickles my funny bone that nobody at all objects to this, but hey, Aragorn descends from the superior
@Janne: You mentioned earlier Tolkien's earnestness as an annoyance. For me I think the earnestness is few of the saving graces of the book, if we consider the dissection of Tolkien's text which has been achieved so easily here in a matter of paragraphs and is also fun to do and read.
The thing, though, is that knowing that means knowing Tolkien took all this deathly seriously (apart from The Hobbit, perhaps) and then I just start smirking a little bit because, come the fuck on. Earnestness is the death, I feel, of self-awareness. Even Moorcock has Elric made fun of at the End of Time.
@Shimmin: Also in fairness, the industrialisation is (as I recall) depicted as genuinely bad, with loads of destruction and pollution, and apparently entirely aimed towards destruction and war, so it's not just condemned out of hand.
Sure, but that's the aspect Tolkien chose to tackle. The idea of social mobility as aided by industrialization doesn't come up, because that's anathema to Tolkien's good-old-day vision of feudalism and absolute monarchy as the finest thing ever.
Essentially, the problem with the Shire (as Moorcock points out) is that Tolkien never questions the place's values; the only thing the Shire needs to do, in Tolkien's mind, is just get a bit more militant about protecting them. Once Saruman and his lot are kicked out our heroes, despite having travelled the world and seen all that other cultures can offer and realised they are but a part of a huge interdependent set of communities (over which Aragorn now presides) set about making sure things stay exactly as they were. Sam, Frodo and the rest might have grown and become more well-rounded Hobbits thanks to their travels, but all that does in the long run is make them even more paternalistic when it comes to shepherding the rest of Hobbit society.
*In fairness, I doubt there are any fantasy or sci-fi books out there with convincing economic and agricultural systems.
In fairness, I don't believe that there is any literature especially interested in that. Only, if it's in our 'reality' as it were, we just assume that the world is somehow coherent, because we believe it to be ours. A question on speculative literature compared to other fiction is of course, how much belief can you suspend?
I suspect what people want from mythic backgrounds tends to be heroes who are canonically good and noble, and kings and battles, and not usually moral complexity and farming, and they want great kingdoms and distinctive peoples rather than a realistic melting-pot. Also in fairness, the industrialisation is (as I recall) depicted as genuinely bad, with loads of destruction and pollution, and apparently entirely aimed towards destruction and war, so it's not just condemned out of hand.
*In fairness, I doubt there are any fantasy or sci-fi books out there with convincing economic and agricultural systems.
Not particularly impressed with the Moorcock, seems a bit incoherent, a bit pretentious and a bit smug. On the other hand, given his own style of writing I'm not that surprised he doesn't like Tolkien. A quick gripe: "The little hills and woods of that Surrey of the mind, the Shire, are 'safe', but the wild landscapes everywhere beyond the Shire are 'dangerous'. Experience of life itself is dangerous."
You can certainly read it that way, as a peon to bourgeois life and values, but it's not how it came across to me. Given the way the Shire and its inhabitants are depicted, I read it as the wider world being the place full of life and reality, where important things are happening, while the hobbits stick their fingers in their ears and ignore it, muttering against anyone who goes out adventuring.
Similarly: "Sauron and his henchmen are that old bourgeois bugaboo, the Mob - mindless football supporters throwing their beer-bottles over the fence the worst aspects of modern urban society represented as the whole by a fearful, backward-yearning class for whom "good taste" is synonymous with "restraint" (pastel colours, murmured protest) and "civilized" behaviour means "conventional behaviour in all circumstances". ... we are not sure - because Tolkien cannot really bring himself to get close to his proles and their satanic leaders - if Sauron and Co. are quite as evil as we're told. After all, anyone who hates hobbits can't be all bad."
Now I'll admit it's been a long time since I read LOTR, but that was not a book that left any loopholes for Sauron not to be utterly evil. He doesn't get drunk and kick down people's fences in the Shire, he razes cities and contaminates the very earth with evil.