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at 01:27 on 21-09-2011, Sister Magpie
OMG, I hate the "they're naked because they're confident!" And yet people have heard it so often they sometimes even think it makes sense. Even though for some reason men who are confident don't immediately strip down.

Not that it's the only stupid excuse for dressing in strategically placed strings.
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at 01:03 on 21-09-2011, Melissa G.
I think we just need more Gail Simones involved in the decision making. So much love for her.
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at 00:33 on 21-09-2011, Alasdair Czyrnyj
I am beginning to believe that the best thing to happen to mainstream American comics at this point would be for the whole industry to be welded into a steel cask, shipped out to the Nevada desert, sunk into an abandoned copper mine, then have the mine filled with concrete and a series of ominous, garishly-colored stelae erected around the entrance to warn future civilizations from repeating our folly.

Then again, I am speaking as someone who doesn't much like superhero comics in general and tends to read angrily negative discussion of the industry, so I doubt this opinion carries much weight.

Had fun writing it, though. I loves me a good overblown metaphor.
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at 23:20 on 20-09-2011, Melissa G.
What really gets me is that its always a bunch of men telling me (a woman) how I should feel empowered by a bunch of men drawing women in slutty outfits and poses. This...does not compute.
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at 21:36 on 20-09-2011, Janne Kirjasniemi
That's always an interesting kind of argument. I mean is it reversible? Is confidence possible without being naked? I suppose most people aren't very confident, then, but I suppose that can be included in the original phrasing. Also, confidence is a matter of latitude and season. I wonder how there are so few politicians who've grasped this fundamental truth of human psychology.
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at 21:17 on 20-09-2011, Melissa G.
I started out having a nice conversation with people about how women in comics were treated - even those who disagreed were civil. And now it's just devolved, and I'm getting the same old apologist excuses for how they dress. Because nudity=confidence you guys! Women dress like sluts because we're so confident! Sigh.

Here's the original picture I made that we're discussing.
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at 15:33 on 20-09-2011, Arthur B
I just took two years to write a Serpentwar review so timeliness is most definitely not a factor. :)
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at 15:06 on 20-09-2011, valse de la lune
@Arthur: Maaaaaaaybe.

(I don't know when I'll get around to it.)
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at 14:36 on 20-09-2011, Shim
If I'm honest, the most likely outcome is that I buy it on release day and then pester you to come and try it out rather than game with complete strangers. I'm just being grumpy about it.
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at 14:21 on 20-09-2011, Arthur B
@Shimmin: If it was anything like the Space Hulk release the Oxford Games Workshop will have a stack to sell on the day and you won't necessarily have to pre-order. (I wouldn't count on it filtering out to non-GW stores.) It might be worth asking them if they're going to be running any demo games on launch or before the launch day - they might well do, since this is an all-new game whereas Space Hulk was a rerelease (and so the gameplay was a known quantity to a good chunk of the audience).

@valse: We can has artikel?
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at 14:02 on 20-09-2011, valse de la lune
@Kyra: I'm still holding out hope that it might be decent, but the knowledge that it was man-written taints things a bit. Will read and report back in due time.
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at 13:59 on 20-09-2011, Shim
Initial reactions may be slightly over-the-top... :)

Honestly, it's a mixture of things, but mostly the limited stock. The game looks very cool, but it's £70, which is more than I'm usually prepared to drop on spec. There's also storage space to think about; I wouldn't want to acquire a game I might not use, so I would normally check reviews and word of mouth before buying. If a game's already out, that's easy enough, but this is a limited edition on preorder, so I've no idea bar it looks beast.

Basically, if it was half the price, I'd probably take a punt and just charitise it if it sucks. If it was a normal print run, I'd wait for some reviews and then pick it up if it seemed like something I'd enjoy. In the ideal situation of both, I could nip round the corner to the games shop and pick it up one lunchtime when I'm having a bad day. As it is, I can either seriously risk not getting a copy, or fork out a lot of money (and go through the faff of pre-ordering) without knowing a thing about it. If it does show up in games shops, I'll be under pressure to buy it immediately in case it sells out, rather than making a proper decision. So I am feeling hard-done-by and entitled to insult GW regardless of any economics in the case (I suppose "clueless rodents" may be misleading; substitute your profanity of choice).
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at 13:10 on 20-09-2011, Arthur B
Oh hey and Black Crusade comes out at the end of this week so I guess it's time to fall to my knees and be thankful it's payday.
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at 13:03 on 20-09-2011, Wardog
It comes with a dirigible!
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at 13:01 on 20-09-2011, Arthur B
Is the concern about price or about stock?

I was very pleased with my Space Hulk set, which was released on a similar sort of basis, but at the same time I can see how it would be prohibitively expensive for GW to stock the thing on a long-term basis. And of course making it a "buy it now or it's gone" deal more or less guarantees that the print run will sell out - which I suspect makes the £70 price tag viable in the first place (because if they weren't reasonably sure it'd sell out they'd have to sell it at higher to cover the loss).

Basically, the Space Hulk limited run was clearly enough of a success for them to make it worth doing the same thing with Dread Fleet, so this is evidently the opposite of idiocy. Games Workshop have been learning how to part geeks from their money since before you, me or Dan were born so I'm not about to second guess them.

@Kyra: You are of course welcome to borrow my copy of SPESS MARIEN once I've completed the single player campaign, if you haven't bought it in a moment of weakness by then. :)
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at 12:58 on 20-09-2011, Wardog
OMG I don't even like Warhammer and that looks FUCKING AMAZING.
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at 12:25 on 20-09-2011, Shim
Exactly. It's the "£70 limited edition" aspect that strikes me as rank idiocy. Will I even be able to get a copy?
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at 12:16 on 20-09-2011, Dan H
Am I missing something, because that looks AWESOME from where I'm standing...
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at 11:56 on 20-09-2011, Shim
Speaking of Warhams, what are you DOING, Games Workshop, you clueless rodents?
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at 10:47 on 20-09-2011, Wardog
It looks like SUCH FUN. I might wait for it to come down in price though.
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at 10:29 on 20-09-2011, Arthur B
SPESS MARIEN doesn't rely on knowing that much about Warhams; they've done quite well at making sure it isn't unapproachably lore-heavy whilst at the same time tossing in plenty of details which will make lore geeks' ears prick up. Multiplayer seems wonky but the single-player game is awesome if you are down with fairly linear action-fighty games.

Put it this way: you get healz by stunning opponents and then performing awesome finishing moves on them. So if you're in a tight spot and find you're in danger the solution is to plunge deeper into the fight.
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at 09:43 on 20-09-2011, Wardog
Btw, given I know fuck all about Warhams and have been consciously trying to avoid knowing fuck all about Warhams ... should I be playing Space Marine? It just looks AWESOME.
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at 09:41 on 20-09-2011, Wardog
@Valse

Damn you, I got really excited there ... and then came down hard.
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at 09:09 on 20-09-2011, Janne Kirjasniemi
Snowy(or Milou, as I know him) is cute though. Kinda like those toy dogs that would move about and you'd always hope that they would actually be like a real dog, and not a toy or a very limited robot.
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