Sometimes we have the misfortune to find ourselves lumbered with a text so heinous, so awful, so mind-bogglingly stupid that we cannot bear to continue with it beyond a certain point. These are those texts. I hope somebody, somewhere, is very ashamed.
- The Reading Canary: Sovereign Stone by Arthur B Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman's Sovereign Stone trilogy, based on a Dungeons & Dragons game world invented by Larry Elmore, gets the Canary treatment.
- Go Ask Alice When She's Ten Feet Tall by Viorica Tim Burton's Alice is a stupid, shoddy movie. Viorica hated every minute of it.
- Final Fantasy Meh by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith wtb fun plox.
- Never Turn Your Back On A Dark Elf by Arthur B Chronicles of Malus Darkblade? More like Malus DORKblade! Hurr.
- Defending Avatar by Rami C Rami takes a deliberately unpopular position.
- Worse Than The First by Viorica In which Viorica is bitterly disappointed by the second season of "Merlin"
- And Then There Were None by Viorica In which characters are obnoxious, writing is awful, and the reviewer curses whoever greenlit this crap.
- Sacred WTF by Kyra Smith Kyra and Dan fail to play a computer game.
- Pwned by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith does not have a positive reaction to the on-line sitcom, The Guild.
- Epic Dollhouse Review of Doom: Why I Am Calling It Quits by Daniel Hemmens Dan Hemmens on Dollhouse, The Sopranos, and Slow Builds
- Not Feeling The Glee by Viorica Viorica is unimpressed by (and a little bitter about) FOX's new musical drama
- Sarah Monette, the Victim Dilemma, the Aesthetic of Suffering and the Uncanny Valley of Arse Rape by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith fails to finish Sarah Monette's Corambis.
- Garth Ennis Is A Hack by Rude Cyrus Rude Cyrus is deservedly rude about The Boys.
- Idols With Feet Of Clay by Viorica Viorica rants about the bad writing in Robin Hood, and muses a bit on blind faith.
- Battlestar Galaticaarrggh by Isabel Isabel tackles the failings of BSG in its fourth Season.
- The Reading Canary: Why I Don't Trust Neal Stephenson by Arthur B Arthur came to doubt the author's motives whilst reading The Baroque Cycle.
- Stephen Fry Broke Fable II by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith reviews as much of Fable as she was able to actually access
- Cockayning It Up by Arthur B Arthur thinks Steve Cockayne dropped the ball in the first volume of his Legends of the Land series.
- The Precise Moment I Stopping Reading City of Bones by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith is probably a bit patronising.
- Why I Gave Up On Trauma Center: Under the Knife After Less Than An Hour by Arthur B Arthur bemoans the state of the all-important surgery simulation genre.
- The Moment That Broke It by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith on why she might never play Assassin's Creed again.
- The Precise Moment At Which I Gave Up On Cecilia Dart-Thornton's "The Iron Tree" and Why You Should Read Deborah J. Miller's "Swarmthief's Dance" Instead by Arthur B Arthur blows his top. Again.
- The Reading Canary On: The Empire Trilogy by Arthur B Arthur B tackles the Empire Trilogy, by Raymond E. Feist and Janny Wurts.
- Reading Canary Red Alert! Steven Erikson Has Lost the Plot by Arthur B The Reading Canary didn't survive the fumes coming off The Bonehunters, the sixth book in Steven Erikson's epic fantasy series.
