It's not that we're obsessed with reading books (and sometimes having a stab at writing them) here on Ferretbrain, it's just that we get light-headed and giddy if we don't get regular doses of the written word.
- Peacast VII: A Pocketful of Cum by Kyra Kyra has read 50 Shades of Grey so you don't have to...
- If You Wish To Worship Chaos, Turn To Paragraph 8 by Arthur B Black Library have finally realised that they can make stacks of money out of Warhams-themed gamebooks.
- Kindlefluff: Mixing Up History and Slicing Up Dicks by Arthur B A review of Phil Rickman's The Bones of Avalon and Aric Davis' A Good and Useful Hurt - or at least as much of them as this reviewer could take.
- Feminists in an Adventure with Pickup Artists by Kyra Kyra dons her humourless femi-nazi hat.
- We Need to Talk About Hitler by Arthur B We should thank Norman Spinrad for republishing The Iron Dream.
- The Warrior of the Timestreams by Arthur B Listen: Oswald Bastable has come unstuck in time.
- Never Forget. Forget It All. by Alasdair Czyrnyj The Dog King is...well, it's complicated.
- Just Get Over Your Fucking Ex-Boyfriend by Kyra Kyra has been reading Sarra Manning again and is not happy about it.
- City of … Clocks? by Daniel Hemmens Dan Hemmens crawls back to Cassie
- Fists of Miracles by Arthur B As far as generic Warhammer 40,000 novels featuring Space Marines go, Legion of the Damned is better than most.
- Of Its Parts by Daniel Hemmens Dan Hemmens reads David Eagleman's Sum
- Shutting Down by Alasdair Czyrnyj City is a crude yet bittersweet tale of the evaporation of mankind.
- The Vengeance of Cornwall by Arthur B Michael Moorcock's Corum series is notable for being set in a fantasy version of Cornwall. Also for being kind of bad.
- Better Than "The Passage", But No Wilkie Collins by Arthur B Sheridan Le Fanu's Uncle Silas is a momentarily entertaining slice of Victorian bullshit.
- Grimdark, Old-School Style by Arthur B What subject could possibly be more cheery and festive than Matthew Lewis' rape-murder-and-Satan saga The Monk?
- Actually, I Quite Liked It by Robinson L Robinson L finally reads The Demon's Covenant. And really, really enjoys it
- Left Hand of Hmmm by Sally Z Sally Z on 'The Left Hand of Darkness'.
- The Coming of the Standalones by Arthur B One of Michael Moorcock's standalone SF novels from 1969 is not like the others.
- From Wow to Yawn In Record Time by Arthur B Carol Berg's Rai-Kirah series comes apart after one book. But at least that one book is pretty good.
- Fists of Rebellion by Arthur B The Soul Drinkers are a very naughty Imperial Fist successor chapter and must be punished.
- Fuck It, I Quit by Arthur B Justin Cronin's The Passage rivals Dan Brown when it comes to incompetent, racist, conspiracist trash.
- How Gary Jennings ruined my adolescence by Michal Michal has read Gary Jennings, so the rest of us don't have to...
- Blackadder Goes Forth (For the Emperor) by Arthur B Sandy Mitchell's Ciaphas Cain novels put the funny back in Warhams.
- The Reading Canary: The Serpentwar Saga by Arthur B Ray Feist's fantasy quadrilogy comes tantalisingly close to breaking him out of his creative rut. It doesn't succeed.